orbitalxdecay:

thebottleopener:

i did this

every time 

This is the same kind of thought process infomercials use to take money from unemployed simpletons. 

Am I going to college to become an unemployed simpleton? 


allmightyallah:

costanza. 

199 yuan ($32.33 USD)

gotta catch em all.  
199 yuan ($32.33 USD)

gotta catch em all. 
abillmiller:

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anamon-book:

鳥越マリ

写真・笠井爾示

PENTHOUSE 日本版ペントハウス 19991月号

(via timbllr)

this applies to all humans

(via deaft)

“But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.”

the90swerentreal:

  • Fill ice cube tray with milk
  • Cover with plastic wrap
  • Place toothpicks in each space
  • In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole

~pinterest

(via 1-800-ghost-dance)

flyartproductions:

Doctors say I’m the illest

The Doctor (1887), Sir Samuel Luke Fildes / Niggas in Paris, Kanye West & Jay-Z

real in the sense that I am a human with flaws and real in the sense that I’m one bad-ass chick.

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